You want to know why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill? Yeah? Ok. Here's why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill. Here's why he called them weasels, and then later dialed it back. Here's why there's some crossover between the fanbases. (Just in case I haven't explained this before)
Hym "So Jordan's proposition is basically this: Women are attracted to this higher-order abstraction. The 'Competent man.' And it's not easy for women to tell the difference between competent men and imposters. The Weasels, on the otherhand, have a similar belief. The higher-order abstraction is the 'High-value man.' And the high-value man is this amalgam of traits including height, income, bigfatcock, and 'mInDsEt'(Which is essentially Jordan Peterson 'Competent man' abstraction. Which is where the crossover occurs). I call him the 'Imanginary Frankenstein.' But the problem lies in the Redpill's conceptualization of women. Women who have these qualities (all 3 of which apply to his daughter) engage in 'hook-up culture,' Single mothers, and divorcee are all considered 'low-value women.' MY ASSERTION is that women will settle for ANY traits that exists on the Imanginary Frankenstein or any combination of traits, starting with money (at a correlation of .7). Money makes up the largest slice of of the pie-graph and is like the torso of the Frankenstein. Bigfatcock is (obviously) the big fat cock. And you can rank-order the traits hierarchically like so:
Money
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Fatcock
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General Attractiveness
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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock
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Money
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GA
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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."
Money
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Fatcock
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General Attractiveness
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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock
|
Money
|
GA
|
And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2023
Get the Weaselsmug. a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
Get the weaselmug. Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
Get the Shit weaselmug. Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
Get the Cock Weaselmug. When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.
by Scuttle King May 6, 2011
Get the Weaselmug. 