by Mr hollingsworth March 24, 2016
Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.
Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”
by Mr.Gofukurself January 26, 2019
The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.
by Randy Acid March 22, 2022
Basically a way of calling someone a double wimp. They’re a chicken and a small inferior weasel, they’re a chicken weasel and they’re a coward.
by Chicken weasel February 28, 2020
ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue
by lulubunnies January 19, 2021
a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average
by JaketheSnake79 April 19, 2016