skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.

There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.

skater weasel by NavyTown September 13, 2020

Water Weasel 

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

Water Weasel by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

crap weasel 

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

crap weasel by spencer soper October 2, 2020

Cock weasel 

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"

Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....

Cock weasel by Tomcalct November 19, 2020

Cock Weasel 

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

Cock Weasel by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.

Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."

Waste Weasel by Mischiepple December 31, 2020

Bumble Weasel 

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty

I just hit a bumble weasel

Bumble Weasel by Callum Strang January 1, 2021