Valentines cake

Getting some ass on Valentine’s Day

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake

by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021

valuent

when somebody values someone so much

i love her so much , i am valuent of her

by lilanglfck February 14, 2021

Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't

Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.

Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do

by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021

Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.

“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube

by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW

Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day

by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021

valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them

“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”

by scopthicc February 11, 2021