vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.

“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”

by DigginBalls September 17, 2021

Vaginated

A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.

"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"

by ioletsgo September 19, 2021

Vagin

A vagin is the correct term to call someone with no class, who is a total and utter shit head and also is unaware that they are said shithead.

Someone: What is Vagin?

Everyone: VAGIN!

by Cuntbag134 September 28, 2021

vaginal death

death by something entering the vagina

i.e : tampon (toxic sock syndrome)

‘how did she die?❤️ 🔥💔💀’

‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’

‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’

‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’

‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢

by olivia s July 29, 2021

Vaginal Activity

When a human of the female gender is acting like a bitch ass whore

“This woman at the supermarket was yelling at me because I stole all chicken out of her cart”

“Damn, she exhibits extreme Vaginal Activity”

by Tjay Vaginity August 5, 2021