The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.
Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.
Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!
Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!
Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
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As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:
A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.
A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.
Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.
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by UncleRock4u October 30, 2010
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Get the Uncle Richard mug.RACISTS BEWARE: Goodbye Uncle Tom is a 1971 shockumentary film made by Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi in which they pretend to go back in time and "document" American slavery in the 19th century. It's been called the most vile film ever made. It includes rapes, castrations, young black girls dancing in the nude for possible male buyers.
It's nasty as shit, hard to sit through without vomiting, and yet, the most accurate depiction of slavery yet. Everything re-enacted in the movie is based on something that actually happened in history. Go check it out. It'll put you on your ass.
It's nasty as shit, hard to sit through without vomiting, and yet, the most accurate depiction of slavery yet. Everything re-enacted in the movie is based on something that actually happened in history. Go check it out. It'll put you on your ass.
"I just watched Goodbye Uncle Tom. I need to go rinse my mouth out."
"All you racist dickwads should be forced to watch Goodbye Uncle Tom. It'll make you shut the fuck up."
"All you racist dickwads should be forced to watch Goodbye Uncle Tom. It'll make you shut the fuck up."
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