Twitter

A site for people to update you anytime anything they think important/funny/serious/sad/etc. happens because then atleast its out there so maybe somebody looked at it so you can talk/laugh/discuss/cry/etc. with them later.

haha man that was so fuuny i have to twitter it!

omg im so twittering bout him!

by draelove August 8, 2009

twitter thread

A thread of a story on twitter or multiple messages about a topic

“ here’s a twitter thread about how to get clearskin”

“ twitter thread: conspiracy theory about ...”

by kxilyynn September 24, 2017

Extreme [twister]

Extreme twister is a sport created in England where as many people as possible play twister in extreme places.
I.e in a supermarket, lifts in malls, on collapsing sand dunes, in cars (moving- better when the driver plays too!) e.t.c

T:"Extreme twister! Now!"
K:"Where?"
D:"Hesh wants sex"
N:"Bad Hesh!"
T:"Anywhere baby...it's all cool..."
K:"ok. . . (insert silence here)"

by Tom "Twisterman" Clements September 28, 2005

FT Twitter

Part of twitter. Unlike KPop Twitter people here aren't 54 year olds jerking off to 13 year old Asian girls.

- I just found the best thing itw.
- Really? What is it?
- FT Twitter

by SalahSala January 2, 2020

twiterpated

To become infatuated with, or crazy in love with. Butterflies in stomach are optional.

"She killed so many men because he was twiterpated with their cocks, because she wanted one herself"

by Tabby May 17, 2004

Twitter Famous

The state of having more than 1,000 followers on twitter.

Ex: I wanna be just like Diego, he is so twitter famous.

by 2 Famous 4 u February 21, 2013

twitter ratio

The ratio between the number of people you follow and the number of followers you have on Twitter.

Damn, I need to unfollow some people to boost my twitter ratio.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyylmao November 4, 2013