horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

horse kick

when someone tries shoving their whole foot up someones ass

Did you hear? Hayden gave his sister Rachel a horse kick and she liked it.

by ariel bitcoin September 27, 2018

horse cock

bologna

Hey man, whatcha bring for lunch?

Horse cock sandwich. Want half?

Yum!

by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005

Hobby Horse

To ride someones ass, to bully or intimidate with power; To bugger your subordinates

My boss loves to hobby horse me

by lemony snicket badger October 15, 2008

War horse

A War horse is a man who is extremely tall and built and muscular. There like a stalion but better there sex drive is unmatchable and there dick is huge and they fuck like kings and make sure you leave pleasured and are also really good guys who acctualy care

Yo! Look at Steven that kids a stalion.
Naw look at that Josh kid now that's a war horse I wanna ride

by Big chappo October 24, 2018

Cougar Horse

A old cougar who is also a whore or hore

That old lady is sucha Cougar Horse!

by Tgangstermoney September 15, 2011