Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored

person: Mario is a tire

by imma a tire September 8, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

My pal gave me a flat tire last night!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Tire Pile

When you get covered in a heaping mound of used condoms during a sex party in a rural area of the south.

My buddy said it was only going to be $5 for the tire pile once we got an hour out of town.

by Where There's A Wills There's February 19, 2025

Tired

adriel

*talking to adriel* (adriel fell asleep 20 mins ago cuz he’s always tired)

by bird1003 March 2, 2025

tired

being sleepy af cause you forgot to do ur homework so you had to do it at 3 am in the morning.

also my roblox display name xd

if ur tired for other reasons i hope u get better <3

"Ah sh*t!" I think to myself at 3 am in the morning.
"I forgot to do my f*cking homework."
"Eh. Whatever. Might as well get a 0 on it."
*goes back to sleep cause im tired lol*

by yourtypicalcrashout March 11, 2025

Tire

Tire is one of the most intelligent but also one of the most beautiful people that you will ever ever meet.She is also very funny and can make everyone around her laugh. Her laugh alone is funnier than any joke. She is caring and will stay silent if you make her mad. She has a fear of bathroom rugs but that doesn’t stop her. Her presence lights up a room. If she doesn’t go to a place, the whole gathering is not as good because she makes it better for everyone. Her astonishing beauty will leave you speechless and her amazing personality makes her the perfect person. She is one of those people who deserve a worthy enough soulmate and the whole wide world. If you have a Tire as your bestfriend, consider yourself lucky as she is one of those people who will never leave your side, unless you are throwing up because she will then run for miles. Make sure to not take your Tire for granted as she is one of the best friends that you could ever have in your whole life.

Guy 1: ‘Wow, look at that girl whose walking past’
Guy 2: ‘She’s so smart and beautiful, she must be a Tire’
Girl 1: ‘ I agree, she’s very nice too!’

by b1. November 23, 2021