thirteenth base

taking a persons urine in your mouth, then shooting it up their anal or vaginal hole.

Thirteenth base is hot

by sniff&sneeze June 14, 2010

shit thistle

An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.

Neil: Sup, Cock-Rocket?

D: Fuck off you fucking Shit thistle.

by Neil Holland October 16, 2006

Ocean's Thirteen

Sweet, pure, redemption.

Ocean's Thirteen will kick Twelve's ass.

by The Fanatic April 21, 2006

Thirsty

The act of wanting someone or something more than is neccessary

Ryan: I really want to see nadia again.

Brad: Damn you really want her dont you?

Nick: Ya he sure is thirsty as hell on her.

by Pantherfreak January 2, 2009

Thirsty Bird

The act of one refraining to drink water for an extended period of time, until urin is a solid yellow, and shoving ones penis in the mouth of their partner, then urinating until all urin is depleted, in return the partner "gargles" it and transfers the liquid oraly to the original partner. this process is usualy repeated 3-5 times or until most of the urin is swallowed. This is usualy followed by anal sex.

Person 1-Noah and Andy did the thirsty bird yesterday!
Person 2-You mean that thing that Daniel Tosh did with Clint Howard?
Person 1-Yes.

by iiCubaii November 27, 2011

thirteen reasons why

A Netflix original series which is based on a girl who committed suicide,whose name is Hannah Baker. Before she kills herself she leaves 13 tapes and each is about a person and why they made her kill herslef

Thirteen reasons why is my absolute favourite show, it really helps understand problems now in days while making it extremely intersecting

by Amazing1234444 April 13, 2017

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

by jason June 14, 2004