A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
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Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.
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Aircraft such as the Antonov AN-12, AN-22, AN-26, and the Tupolev TU-95 that have a very low frequency prop sound when flying at high altitudes and even have the tendency to vibrate things on the ground.
I was watching Young and the Restless on tv and everything started to vibrate. The first thing I did was check FlightRadar24 and there was an Antonov AN-22 flying directly overhead. Those things have the tendency to vibrate everything even on the ground and I call it a flying bass guitar.
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Matthew: I heard the Manzano Technique (Guitar) is more popular now.
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!
by should’ve gotten a plain pie February 15, 2022
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