slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

by h8tumore October 24, 2022

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas are Care Bears turned ninjas that periodically invade their victims facebook pictures.

Oh snap, the Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas has struck again!

by Calcium Dust March 5, 2008

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Carlos The Fifth

noun, adj: the name of a creepy looking candy bar from Mexico, what you call someone that does something in a stupid or a homosexual manner.

Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.

by Stiffy Fedora November 12, 2012

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

Carpet the Bottom

The act of sprinkling a small amount of marijuana on the bottom of a pipe bowl, as to create a 'carpet on the bottom.'

dude one - Hey man, you wanna smoke a bowl?
dude two - Sure, but i don't wanna get too high, lets just Carpet the bottom.

by oxhelmet December 12, 2010