Rods förgöring

Rods leader ender dragon was the almightiest of the all and feared by the gron people. after many days mining diamonds enchanting and gathering netherite they fought they had a chance. the gron god gathered the mightiest and toughest warriors alvin jack sander bruno pellas ludvig l.bä. they searched for some minutes and actually found it pretty fast they all counted to three and then jumped in with all they had they attacked the dragon while pellas and jack destroyed the crystals for the dragon so it couldnt hea.l meanwhile sander and alvin shot arrows at it and L.bä ludvig and bruno attacked as soon it came down to the ground. after all the crystals were destroyed we all pushed it and attacked it all we could L.bä took some beds a ancient tactic known to be the dragons weakness they all swiped with their swords left to right meanwhile L.bä exploded beds until it sweeped away everybody with its tail .everyone made it but 2 grons were gone we didnt realise the first seconds until we saw alvhn fell of the world octnae fell of the world alvin and sander where dead forever. we were angry and pushed the dragon with our last powers we had in our powers and slashed it we saw the dragon float up slowly dying we jumped in the portal fast to not die by any other rods. we were happy but we were so tired so we couldnt celebrate we made it back to the village with 2 grons lost but rods leader dead we rested and healed up and payed respects to the grons then celebrated our win. The End
Rods förgöring is the most epic battle!
by L.bä November 12, 2020
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doing a rod

man rod is doing a rod again,
by noddingrod July 1, 2016
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rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.
I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
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thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.
Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018
by Thunder rod March 26, 2019
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D-Rodding

The act of jumping in the air and landing with your penis inside a vagina. Named after Denis Rodman
I tried D-rodding this chick last night and my dick broke upon landing.
by Mr. Rodman November 12, 2023
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Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet
Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle
by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025
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Avalanche Rod

I just got the Avalanche Rod!!
by Endermanxstar February 5, 2025
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