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minge

the tastiest thing on earth
that was some tasty minge bro
by bradssweatygooch69 October 2, 2019
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Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.
I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs
by Deedeewan November 21, 2018
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minge jobber

A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)
''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''
by LeanBel January 9, 2018
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Kah Ming

Kah Ming is the type of girl that will always be by your side, supporting everything you do. Never will you meet someone so kind and understanding. She is super outgoing and does her best to make sure people around her are well taken care of. As an amazing listener, she truly enjoys hearing about her friend's relationships and activities, remembering all the little details, and always standing ready to talk things out with warmth and sensitivity.

Kah Ming loves dogs, especially small decorative ones. She loves to spend time with people around her. She loves to cling to people she is close to. She loves to peel the skin of steam buns and grapes and eat it.

Kah Ming is a very loving and loyal person who wants to feel trusted and valued. She is great with practical matters like money management, administrative tasks, and general cleanliness. Anyone that has her as a friend or partner will be so lucky.

She has so many admirers but she does not know about it. Even as a partner, she is perfect. Never will you ever meet anyone like her in your lifetime. She has a preference for guys with names starting with J. So if your name starts with J, what are you waiting for? If you are lucky enough to be with her, do not screw it up. The feeling she has for that someone will last no matter what. She will love you with all her heart, so do not ever lose her.
by Silly Corn Well Leaf December 3, 2021
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big minge energy

A way to describe a woman who is typically uninhibited, butch, and tumultuous.
by AwesomeGuy898 February 8, 2025
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Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.
Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft
by Mingeyc October 29, 2023
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Ee Ming

The leader of the crackheads.

Has a poor yet contagious sense of humour, gives sound advices to his friends. IMPECCABLE MUSIC TASTE, sometimes. Can be intense yet fun to be with, you'll wonder wtf is going on in his head sometimes. You either love or hate an Ee Ming.
"Ee Ming, you are so fking unfunny"
"Thank you, it's what I do best"
by itsprofessionallol November 22, 2021
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