That's how mafia works

Something you comment on any activity.

litteraly everybody:

Fruity ass nigga: "That's how mafia works"

by Gay simbaoe with pint problem January 5, 2019

Mafia

What I call people with deformities.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a deformity?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan

Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia

by Russianmafiacreator May 11, 2021

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 7, 2021

Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.

Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure

by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011

Ethiopian Mafia

A group of criminals that come from Ethiopia. Their crimes include:

1. Cannibalism

Jimothy: Ey who killed Papa Lardo?

Timbson: It was the Ethiopian Mafia.

Subscribe to youtube.com/theraiders unless you wanna die under the power of the Ethiopian Mafia

by TAO OF URGE September 27, 2019

Mystic Mafia

The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.

You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.

by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024