Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018

clotheslined junk

Being clotheslined in the male genitalia

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.

by Pkc December 29, 2013

Junk Hog

1. An individual who overindulges in the consumption of junk. Junk can be defined as any opiate or opioid medication preparation. One who hogs units of a junk shot preparation in which two individuals cook up a dual score utilizing a single needle. The second person shooting said drugs is dubbed as taking a, "back seat" on a shot. Folks in the backseat typically contracted illnesses from directly injecting the initial shooter's blood. This contraction depends on a vast amount of factors as some diseases contracted from needles, droppers, etc., are either blood or airborne. Basically hepatitis C & HIV are the culprits as well as flesh eating viruses for example.

Bowery the dealer - Sid, I love you & I love Nancy but she is a junk hog. She is bringing you down man. She doesn't give a fuck about anything else except pumping her &, your veins full of gear...

by tOXR(A)!! July 11, 2021

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

Junk

Whatever is in the trunk

Hey, what's in your trunk? Oh, just a bunch of junk.

by Anonjeans December 3, 2014

To junk

it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime

”I went to junk that bitch, and she was hella confused as to why I had such an elaborate odor”

by SwiftJace October 5, 2025