Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.

She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.

by Dklinington March 26, 2014

Dutch Hayroll

When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.

I'm going to make a Dutch Hayroll for my grandmother.

by Connor M. P. October 28, 2010

dutch halo

where a man creates a halo on the other persons head out of his spunk.

"last night i recieved a dutch halo, i wonder if it's good for my hair!!"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009

DUTCH CLAN

The best clan ever.

Oh really you’re in DUTCH CLAN

by LEONO DUTCH November 13, 2019

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017

dutch elm

When you poop the bed with someone else in the bed with you.

Kevin gave his new girlfriend a Dutch elm.

by Bingbob2 August 24, 2017

Dutch Arm

A condition marked by swelling and soreness of the upper or lower from receiving too many dutch rudders.

I think Rachel pulled a muscle during that last dutch Rudder she gave me. Three dutches a day for the last four months has given me dutch arm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018