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Bullshit Fallacy

When someone calls just calls arguments fallacies when the reasoning is actually sound.
When you called my argument a fallacy, you were actually committing the Bullshit Fallacy. Please,either make an argument or shut the fuck up.
by Mr. Walters January 23, 2025
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
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Bullshit

Slang for something that makes you angry and is overall terrible
Jeff: Mrs Weller gave us 7 pages of homework for one night it’s complete bullshit! Dom: god that’s bullshit
by Sir Douche IV March 22, 2020
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bullshitting

When you add extra, un-nessesary words to an essay to meet a certain goal.
Guy 1: How did you meet the 5000 word requirement?
Guy 2: I just did a bit of bullshitting.
by Cyclopz420 October 28, 2019
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Bullshit Artist

Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.

Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?

Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
A bullshit artist is an artist in the art of producing bullshit.
by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023
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Bullshit

Cunton
Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.
by Fuckcunton December 13, 2019
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