The most gangsterest pimp there is. He is the hottest man alive and is best friends with andrew tate. Them combined have the ultimate rizz power and will take your b*tches in a matter of seconds.
by Ionhavetimeforyou May 25, 2022
Get the Stormmug. A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
Get the media stormmug. Inserting your penis inside of someone's anus, and peeing in it, then slamming their ass cheeks together while they fart, spraying the piss out like a rain storm.
by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! May 28, 2022
Get the Viatnamese Jungle Stormmug. by Joe mamasofat September 9, 2010
Get the Tornado stormmug. 
An Atlantic Canadian term for when you buy chips for the purpose of snacking on while stuck at home during an intense storm
by Hurricane Dorian September 15, 2023
Get the storm chipsmug. storm is the fucking best name in the world he is sexy, smart, everybody loves him, he is the king of the world and you are slave for him he is the best at everything he is the knew Lebron James he is a beast you can't even describe him!!!!!!!!!
why can't you be more like a storm
by babatunde123 December 11, 2019
Get the stormmug.