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shopertainment

Combining the shopping experience with entertainment. This is done when malls or shopping areas add attractions, rides, fun demo's, etc to lure/retain shoppers.
The West Edmonton Mall is famous for shopertainment thanks to the roller coasters and waterpark in the mall.
by BA2 October 15, 2007
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stonerficate

To invent or fabricate an item, especially an item for smoking marijuana, while under the influence of marijuana.
"I dropped my glass bong on the kitchen floor last night so I stonerficated a new one out of a plastic to-go cup with the straw, a bandaid, some hose from the fish tank, and a piece of foil."
by HizzyGrizzy March 30, 2010
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Stoner's Lap

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
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Stoners eve

On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.

great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends
everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve
by zachwarhawk December 5, 2010
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Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)
I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.
by maninamask01 September 4, 2010
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Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.
Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
by EyeJuan December 1, 2010
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stokerdosing

to be so stoked for something that you're body overdoses on excitement and you blow up with glitter and jizz
"I'm so excited for New Years I'm stokerdosing"
by whatsgoodpurpleelephant January 1, 2012
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