Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023

Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut

Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl

by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021

Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

by heydipshit February 28, 2010