child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009

Manhattan Spaghetti Special

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.

Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

by pistolpeete May 31, 2009

Pocket spaghetti

When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti

“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
“Oh shit aight”

by Spitballer666 October 8, 2020

straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

floor spaghetti

When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.

Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.

by Bread91 August 8, 2016

Boom Spaghetti

When you stick an uncooked spaghetti noodle into the hole of your penis and break it off inside. Then you beat the meat until you’re about to cum and edge until you see an unsuspecting female, as she’s walking by, you cum on her while yelling “BOOM SPAGHETTI!” And cum and spaghetti shrapnel shoot all over her. Usually leads to the female falling in love with you

Joe: Hey what happened with you and that girl last night

Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now

Joe: Shit really?

Mike: yeah

by Spaghetti_Boom March 3, 2020

East Texas Spaghetti

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.

I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister

by KillRacism May 1, 2019