Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.

James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.

by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021

street-smarts

all the education, business savvy, know how and skills that the person outside outside of the official education system and outside the family setting.

boy one: who do you think Donald Trump is more likely to hire at the end his show The Apprentice, is it someone who is school-smart and possibly Ivy League educated, or someone who has more street-smarts?

boy two: dunno. we'll have to watch until of this season of The Apprentice and find out.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

ABC Smart Drugs

ABC is Adderall before Concerta Smart Drugs. Adderall and similar neurotransmitter releasers (Methamphetamine, Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Propylhexedrine HCl, Adipex, Phentermine, 2-Fluoromethamphetamine, 3-FMA) before Concerta and other reuptake inhibitors (Ritalin, Methylphenidate, Ethylphenidate, EPH, Wellbutrin, Caffeine, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate, 4F-MPH, 4F-EPH).

Tony: I took 20mg of Adderall 4 hours before taking 15mg of 4F-MPH. This is what I call anti-ADHD focus and ABC Smart Drugs.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 2, 2025

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021

smart

mental pain or suffering.

"sorrow is the effect of smart, and smart the effect of faith" -John Bunyan

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025