Sleep deprovillia

When you haven’t slept in 2 days and are tired out of your mind after a science exam with your best mate lexie

Don’t blame me it’s sleep deprovillia

by Deprovillia April 15, 2020

Sleeping premium

When 2 people sleep together who otherwise can't sleep that well.

Jake: Do you have sleeping premium?
Marry: No, but we can try it sometime.

by Imhimguys May 18, 2023

Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.

"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"

by bro code is real! October 10, 2015

Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 2, 2020

Sleeping Brother

Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.

Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?

by Cop1 April 9, 2020

Sleeping Bowl

Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.

I was up all night staring at the ceiling. Damn, I should've had a sleeping bowl.

by mgibson746 October 8, 2014

Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!

Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”

by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010