Scrotal Singe

When a man shoves his nuts far down his partner's throat, causing he or she to gag and regurgitate, and the regurgitated stomach acid burns the gentleman's nut sack.

My girlfriend wouldn't stop going on and on about her day so to shut her the fuck up, I shoved my balls down her throat, and accomplished my mission of silencing her, but I ended up with a scrotal singe after she regurgitated from gagging on my hairy coin purse.

by cantbetheking November 2, 2013

chameleon singer

Someone who tends to change their voice when singing to reflect that of the original singer.

Person 1: When Tom sings "Gravity" he actually kinda sounds like John Mayer
Person 2: Yeah he's a chameleon singer

by wordlord January 7, 2015

Sunday Night Singer

People who sing in church, but are not talented enough to sing in morning church.

Did you hear Adam singing Wind Beneath My Wings?

That dude is a Sunday Night Singer at best.

by Progidy October 14, 2012

why am i single

Why am I single?

You are single because you are on this website asking why your single and not going out side and kissing random people.

You: -Looking up on urban dictionary 'Why am I single’

Urban dictionary: because you never go out side and your wasting your time on this website, idiot

by A and I soup that's gay for yo December 21, 2019

Kraft Single

Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.

Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.

by Pinwiz December 2, 2007

single

Unmarried.
You are only single if you don't have a wife or husband and only that.
You are single if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or are engaged because you aren't married to them.

Friend: So you're not single anymore because you have a new boyfriend?
Me: No, I'm still single, I'm not married to him. DUH
Friend: Ohh, yeah!

by Nikkykitty December 9, 2008

Singed

One of the many playable champions in the MOBA-style game, League of Legends. Easily considered the most broken champion within the game. It is unfortunate that Riot Games, has not nerfed this champion.

Jacob: "Oh my God dude I just went 0-12, singed is so busted!"

by zjansen June 17, 2018