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Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern
by cim1337 April 4, 2020
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Simon Rippe

Was für ein G!
Schäm dich wenn du nicht Simon Rippe bist

Penis Durchschnitt:
1,5m
Simon Rippe ist so ein G
by Jejejejs November 24, 2021
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Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.
"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.
by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016
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Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.
fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022
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Simon

He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.
" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"
by Ushouldnotknowmyname January 6, 2017
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Simon

Simon is the best person you can ever have in your life. He is kind, funny and the most beautiful guy I have ever seen. When he loses in LoL, he can be a lil bit violent and rude, but he is actually really lovely when you meet him in person. Please, if you meet him, take advantage of it, you will never find any other guy like him.
Sex with Simon is fire brooo
by Franceskah November 23, 2021
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Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.
Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu
by peace808yo September 9, 2010
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