Orthopedic Shoes

A term for people who have unexciting personalities and clothes.

Hey Kelly, look at the orthopedic shoes over there!

I almost didn't see him because he was so boring!

by VictorGreene September 16, 2018

Shoe jam

the infestational fungus residue that women create in their work shoes whilst wearing no tights/half socks / foot protection

got my jimmy choos on today, think ill make a cheese toastie at lunch with my left over shoe jam

might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

by The cock cleaner March 25, 2020

smoke a shoe

Lingo for smoking something illegal

ya'll ever heard of smoke a shoe?

by LeeStudent November 16, 2016

kyles shoes

A pair of girls shoes worn by a guy

They guy has "kyles shoes"

by Kyles shoes September 1, 2016

shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver

Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.

by b.l.t. black laughing toddler July 14, 2010

Shoe Penis

Yes.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Shoe Penis.

by EvilPeachofdoom(on aim)/Thekingofmean October 22, 2003