by X឵ March 20, 2021
by X឵ March 20, 2021
when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
by burt kamersson August 11, 2003
by Uncle Larel January 23, 2023
A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.
Singer man: dead people!
Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-
Singer man: CLUEDO IRL
* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *
Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-
Singer man: CLUEDO IRL
* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *
by Pigeon14 December 06, 2023
Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.
by VaderUK October 06, 2021
Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs
by Piel Ling October 22, 2009