shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Is shipping discreet?

Yes, all orders at are packaged discreetly with no branding or product

details on the outside to protect your privacy.

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by a legitimate pharmacy? May 14, 2025

Ship

Not just a keel, hull, and sails, but freedom.

"Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and sails; that's what a ship needs. Not what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is, freedom." -Jack Sparrow

by Vanyr June 23, 2017

high concept ship

A striking and succinct concept for a ship.

A relationship and presumed chemistry so immediately magnetic it'll make you quote sk8ter boi: "can I make it any more obvious?"

Zutara is a high concept ship: a fire nation prince meets the girl from the water tribe.

by lena danvers February 4, 2019

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

Fnaf Ship

If you expect this to be boat related stuff, you need to get off the website right NOW.
Fnaf shipping is a cringe thing 8 year olds did from 2014 to this day.
Basically it’s based around the thought of two FNAF characters having a relationship, mostly being sexual.
If you do this stuff and expected a positive comment, you need to touch some grass.

Me: “Hey you! Have you heard of fnaf?”
Neighbour: “🤓oh my god!! i love that! who’s you favourite Fnaf Ship? mine is-
Me: *doom music starts playing*

by JohnnyMcGood August 2, 2023