Shart

The action in which someone releases a wet and soppy fart from their butthole that contains excrement.

PersonA: Ew, do you smell that?

PersonB: Yeah sorry I sharted

by O0O0O0 January 30, 2021

shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

Nik shart

The process of blissfully sharting through sexual intercourse.
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"

Mom: where have you been?
Brother: I've been Nik sharting my girlfriend!

by Shartylvr123 February 26, 2021

Shart Tank

A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank

“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”

by Wordy Word February 27, 2021

Shart

When you fart but a little surprise comes out

Oh shit I just sharted, get me some paper towels

by Beast The Bloody Legend March 3, 2021

ass shart

its an ass, that shit farts

your an ass shart

by french sppppder March 12, 2021

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021