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Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.
Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
Self Made Puerto Rican by Fav February 12, 2008
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self righteous bitch 

Self righteous bitch: The act of being an egocentric swine
"that self righteous bitch! who does she think she is?"
self righteous bitch by Teishii October 28, 2015

Self-project 

A person who is self-projecting is somebody who projects their own psychological traits back onto you.
People who Self-project are either delusional or are trying to deliberately manipulate you into error. (brainwash/confuse you)

Self-Sucker

One who eats his/her own penis or vagina.
John regularly blows himself, so he is a self-sucker.
Self-Sucker by himher August 7, 2012

self-cannibalism 

A practice of eating yourself. Its in the name, it's like eating your leg or arm and slowly devouring yourself.
She has turned to self-cannibalism and is slowly going insane.

self fetish 

Fetish of liking your own body or getting aroused by your own body or genitals.
I have a self fetish sometimes when I look in the mirror undressed.
self fetish by PrincessDoll March 31, 2016

Self flaggelate 

To beat your self up for an extended period of time
His first reaction was to self flaggelate when his girlfriend left.
Self flaggelate by Jaredr821 July 6, 2018