Salamander

A Colombian mentally ill rat with a quick temper. Secretly sweet. Ruler of breaking the fourth wall, and may not be the main character but definitely stole the show

Person A: Hey, who´s that on your lock screen?
Person B: AND IF YOU FEEL ALONEEEEE
Person C: It´s Salamander.

by theweirdothatyououghttoknow January 25, 2022

salami rager

A party run by a bunch of freshman where minors do things there not supposed to.

when ms cox heard about the salami rager, shit hit the fan

by anonymous February 2, 2022

salami rager

a really dumb shit party where idiot freshman do stuff theyre not supposed to including but not limited to drugs, alchohol, sex, and more.

shit hit the fan when ms cox heard that vikky said the n word at a salami rager

by feliciasneck February 2, 2022

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022

SalamiHalal

The Salami is very halal, so call your friendly neighbourhood SalamiHalal

Did you know, Isaac Newton sucked his brother. He said that the laws of his actions would not be punished by his erectual kebabrulle. But that was soon discovered to be erectually kebebtioucious. Einstein was insentiual erectually, a rapist. He raped minor numbers. Obama was the first president without a last name. But legends say, that Obama has a last name. Yet nobody knows what it is. Trumps name shall always be T rump. Because he has a kebabrulle stuck in his rumpicous kebabicous butthole. Kimmy yun ung is a dicktator that has a seveare dicease, that is called "Kim yun ung has unt in his pung". Alfred Nobel invented kebabrulle and rolled away in his lonelyness. Kimmy kardashian was married to Kanye East who created Nike Jordans. Kanye wanted the fortnite battlepass, because he just shit out his ass. While booting up his pc, cause he needs to get that fortnite battlepass. M&m is the fastest raper in the world. Abraham Lincoln was a racist, who didn't stop the climate changes in the world of racism. Stalin was a very good man, who freed the jews and had a fancy mustache. Adolf Dripler was the drippiest of the strippers in Rome, Germany. John F. Kennedy dodged a bullet, letting wife take it for him, acting like Neo from the matrix. Justin Bieber needs us to stay, yet he doesn't care when he's with his baby yeah, and he doesn't feel Sorry for it. Leonardo DeeznutzCapRio could've fit on the boat, but he just had to be a simp for the wamen. Why is the salamihalal

by Denzel George Washington March 24, 2022

salamaj

A tall strong sexy polish man, who attended College and took the LCA programme. He has an incredibly large cock its not even funny its massive and definitely has foreskin

Hey Mr. Salamaj , Nice cock

by JESSEWENEEDMETH March 28, 2022

Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022