red rocket

A dogs hard cock ready for sex. My sisters dog has a bigger one than me.

And then I sucked its red rocket

by Willieboy January 26, 2006

ROFL Rockets

Said as it is spelled ( e.g. Raw-full) not as an acronym* ( e.g. R-O-F-L). Means that something is so explodingly funny, that you do not stop laughing for at least thirty seconds.

*Comes from the acronym ROFL meaning Rolling On Floor Laughing

Jim: Oh my god, I just scared my and it ran into the wall!

Mike: Holy crap! ROFL Rockets.

by Al Kruse June 17, 2007

the copter rocket

(verb)- to twist your nutsac above your balls in the act of getting a BJ. Then as you blow, pull out your dick, let go of your nuts, letting them unwind, and scream while unloading rocket jizz( aiming for the eyes ), " YOU'VE BEEN SHOT BY MY COPTER ROCKET!"

YOU: "Get ready for the copter rocket Bitch!"
Bitch:" ahh it burns!"

by luke boylan March 14, 2006

crotch rocket

Another name for a sportsbike. Faster, Lighter, MORE Fuel Efficient and better looking than those shitty ass rusted up Buicks in our auto shop.

My crotch rocket can outrun any car you put against it. ANY!

by Kealon "Motha Fuckin" Hill May 24, 2006

chocolate rocket

when a girl shits in her hand and jacks you off.

my wife loves to shit in her hand and give me a chocolate rocket.

by mavsfan3234 October 24, 2007

crotch rocket

A type of rocket that is most effective when shot at someone's crotch.

"Alright troops, remember to aim at the crotch with that crotch rocket."

by Edsel October 28, 2007

Houston Rockets

The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.

by ssp0929 April 07, 2009