Retard speak

When people spell things wrong and use text speak on msn/facebook etc. Normally lacks most vowels.
Usually needs some kind of 'translation' to read.

Lmao, that was so funny when you took that pill and you fell off your chair
Retard speak = lmao tht ws so fnny whn u tk tht pill n u fell of ur char.

by busybee6363 September 7, 2010

epic retard

someone who is a super mega retard

wow, joel is an epic retard

by Dr.QuikSkins December 21, 2008

stupid retard

Calling a retard stupid, making them sound even more retarded. Closely related to the term: dumb idiot

A: "My helmet is blue."
B: "No, your helmet is green, you stupid retard."

by Mrbiginpants January 18, 2009

retard teammates

Apes that can't do anything

Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates

by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

Science retard

A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.

A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.

That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.

The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!

Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!

Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!

by Science lover:) August 21, 2012

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013

Socially Retarded

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006