Jae’Priest

A aspiring chef that loves to drive. A term used specifically for those that deliver food and/or packages in warehouses.

That Jae’Priest over there drove so recklessly, and he messed up my pizza.

by awkward boundaries October 13, 2025

feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.

Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Travis Priest

A rotten man who can never shit. Borderline organ failure. An unhealthy way to live.

In other cases a raging homosexual who is scared of big crowds.

Man, I’m feeling like Travis Priest. I need to shit!

by Young Man Z November 14, 2025

sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

State Dependent Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

Pulling a Priestley

Common phrase used in Worksop to describe someone who agrees to go out for a drink, game of golf, game of poker etc. Then generally a day to 10 minutes before the start of the event a phonecall or text message comes through to say that they can't make it.

Tony : Have we got a full table for the poker game tonight?
Mike : Well we did have , but I've just had a text message from Chris and he's bailed out.
Tony : He's Pulling a Priestley?
Mike : Yes the bald bastard has done me again.

by dtrader9 March 27, 2016