Porn Burnout

When looking at porn becomes so habitual and routine that eventually you have to refrain from looking at it for as period of time.

I've watched all the porn on the internet and have porn burnout.

by Dr. Frito Lexus October 18, 2010

Porn Placebo

Porn, in which certain elements are faked, in order to add more sexual appeal.

A mom making out with her "stepdaughter" in a porno. It's not actually her stepdaughter, though. The Porn Placebo, is that she's having sexual relations with her family member.

by Chimpvanze April 24, 2009

Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming

"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"

by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005

Porn Food

A food that is delicious and awesome while you're eating it, but afterwords you feel dirty or sick.

Dude I ate the whole bag of cheeto's man. I feel like shit now, fuckin porn food.

by daboyfromdasouth June 28, 2010

Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.

"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"

by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne March 5, 2014

Sad Porn

Media (photos, videos, poetry) found usually on the internet that exists for the sole purpose of making people feel deep sadness. Usually there is no sexual theme, yet like regular porn, some people seem to get off on it.

Person 1: Hey, you need to see this video of a new father singing to his dying newborn baby, it's so depressing! I cried for hours!

Person 2: No way, I don't need to get off on sad porn right now... My own life is sad enough.

by Brendogfox September 5, 2016