Russian pitstop

When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop

I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you

by Pettergriifer March 7, 2024

Jack Pitts

Big and strong, like Peter Griffin

Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!

by JackPittsstan May 29, 2024

Albany Pitstop

The Albany pit stop is when you go rabid in a restroom and piss everywhere after a long night out of partying.

See that trashcan full of paper towels? Piss in it.
Oh look the walls haven’t been cleaned in a while, Piss on them.

Hey bro I need to piss, let me go into 212 real quick.
Bro: you gonna hit an albany pitstop?
Watch your step when walking in I flooded the floors.

by DegenMechanic July 13, 2025

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

nappy pitstop

carer nigel changing his dead mums nappy 27 times per day. 28 if you consider the one she's buried in.

nappy pitstop nice

by mrs tosser November 24, 2025

Arkansas Pitstop

The Arkansas Pitstop is a non penetrational sex move using someone's armpits where you bring ones penis to the point of ejaculation and then finish into their armpit

John: Dude she was a freak

Benton: Yeah man I can't believe she let me give an Arkansas Pitstop

by Jay_WitDaBBL November 25, 2025

Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.

“Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend”
“Man go to hell”

by Go’on August 7, 2019