Piss Tornado 

When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.

This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.

Piss Tornado by A.J. Walnut January 23, 2011

piss anxiety 

The feeling you get which makes it hard to pee when you're standing at the urinal and someone else walks up to an adjacent one.

Damn, I woulda been out of there sooner if I hadn't developed such a severe case of piss anxiety.

piss anxiety by mountainsofsnow November 6, 2007

Piss and roll 

Everyone in the house uninates before going to the next party or to the bars.

"ok its time to go"
"Wait we gotta piss and roll first"
"ok piss and roll outta here"

Piss and roll by Jimmy England June 28, 2007

piss stain 

Someone who is really annoying and you really can't stand.

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a piss stain. I wish he'd get his legs broken.

piss stain by Tommy Noka May 7, 2011

Piss Sex

The art of in which while having regular sex, the man or woman pees. It is most commonly the female who pisses. When saying I, it means you committed the piss portion.

Prep 1: How was your sex with Jake last night?
Prep 2: Not good. While riding his boner, I had piss sex.
Prep 1: *Winces*

Piss Sex by coolgal124 November 18, 2013

Piss Out 

Similar to pull out, piss out is a phrase used to describe the act of performing a Sloppy rocket , where Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.

(Just prior to inter-course)
Female: "Can you pull out, I missed my birth control pill yesterday"
Male: "I never pull out, but I'll Piss Out instead"
Female: "What is that?"
Male: "It' s 100% protection for S.T.D's and works good for birth control. Grab some towels, I'll show you"

Piss Out by Subliminll February 21, 2017

Piss, shit and/or cum 

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

Piss, shit and/or cum by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021