Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married mans pee pee

wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE

by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018

pirates salad

When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt

Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"

by Skinnyjay July 12, 2017

muffin pirates

one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm

you like muffin pirates don't you haha.

by norm the pie 69 August 17, 2017

Pirate invasion

A term used to describe a group of gold diggers all looking for the same guy.

John: Gosh darn, there's a Pirate invasion.
Kylie: PLEEEEEASSE NOOOTIIIICE MEEEEEE
Lilia: MOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

by Dropped My Idiot January 3, 2019

pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time

Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.

by jimbomcc June 28, 2018

thot pirate

one who plunders the hoes. One who vandalizes the anal hole of hoes, like a bloody pirate.

"damn, johnny plundered that hoe like the thot pirate he is!"

by AlexHearMeRoar July 14, 2018

Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019