post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.

Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.

by Warren Buffet jr. December 16, 2008

Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.

(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!

by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009

Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.

Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?

by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021

rim pirate

someone who enjoys rimming anus so much that he even does it sometimes without permission.

John is such a rim pirate, he wouldn't stop eating my asshole even after I told him not to.

by Percybspencer July 25, 2020

pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time

Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.

by jimbomcc June 28, 2018

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

tit pirate

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014