Porch pirate 

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

Porch pirate by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2022

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

A good pirate also sails on the red sea by reggiemt April 20, 2017

urban pirate 

A person that lives in the city, whether it be big or small, or elsewhere that is not on the open sea, that partakes in the ritual of stealing anything he can get his hands on.

In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.

John: I'm bored.
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*

urban pirate by Quentin Pasternak August 4, 2006

scrotum pirate 

One who pillages the scrotum area, usually a biter of the nut sac.

Well the closest thing would be phat andy.

Phat andy is a scrotum pirate.

scrotum pirate by Steve the fawkin cougar August 8, 2006

fart pirate

One who sits in wait for another to fart, then quickly inhales the gas directly from the sphincter before anyone else can enjoy it. Usually an ass whooping ensues.

"I had the best fart today but before I could smell it some fart pirate came and stole it."

fart pirate by Lauren McCormack January 31, 2006

Booty Pirate 

(Adj)A female who does not part take in any sexual activities unless in a serious relationship or heavily under the influence of alcohol

Alyssa is such a booty pirate she won't get with me till I wife it.

Someone call the Captain there's mad booty pirates.

Booty Pirate by Captain Kfran June 25, 2014

Foxy the Pirate Fox 

An animatronic from the horror game Five Nights at Freddy's. He is a fox that is a pirate.

Foxy the Pirate Fox killed me in Five Nights at Freddy's.

Foxy the Pirate Fox by dpittre24 November 22, 2014