Peter Fat

The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'

Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”

by KnowIdea January 29, 2012

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013

Peteroni

A great white basketball player, often the long version of Pete or Peter. Famous for shooting three-pointers. Originated in late 2010 in Avon Ohio, but now world-famous.

Guy #1: Dang, did you see Peteroni swish that three?
Guy #2: Who didn't? It's been all over ESPN!

by Peteroni April 18, 2013

Peter pan sydrome

A grown man in his 30's living at home with his parents. This little fairy rather mooch off his parents, than find a real job and obtain his own home. Usually has part time hours making peanuts.solely content on being a burn out and having his mommy take him out for lunch or pack a lunch for him, since he is too broke to buy his own. He is unable to funtion alone in society. They usually have to be continually reminded to brush their teeth since they are extremely lazy and function like a person with severe mental disabilities. They have no goal or ambitions they usually are banking on inheritance of their parents death. They also usually have alcoholic tendencies and are completely dependent on drugs. They also love to be stage 5 clingers, who stalk you when you realize they will never grow up. Usually a woman beater and when you want to leave or break up will beat you repeatedly and then cry and lack genuine empathy. They will be jealous of all your friends and even your family. They also can even use a passing of a person to try and manipulate people into feeling sorry for them and somehow make it all about them. Narcissist and sneaky! Stay far far away from this type of boy trapped in a mans body! Peter pan sydrome is real. It cannot be fixed move on

"Hey leah Can you come out tonight for my birthday?"

"Sorry girl you know how Justin is he will Be so mad or insist he come he is really insecure."

"Why are you so sad Leah?"

"Im so isolated by Justin,he wants me to himself only, I feel smoothed he suffers from Peter pan sydrome and wants me to hang with him and his parents"

by justicelady May 18, 2014

Peter Griffin Eyes

When you slightly squint your eyes at somebody because you know they're lying.

When my boyfriend said he just woke up, but I seen that he was on Facebook 23 minutes ago...I gave him the Peter Griffin Eyes.

by Vagabond Child #Vibe July 25, 2014

Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 9, 2014

peter hawking

The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick

Where you just Peter hawking me bro?

by madddmax September 10, 2015