by Lalaloopsy fan 25 December 3, 2019

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”
“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

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by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
by BradieBear July 7, 2010

by bath_matt3 July 17, 2023

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
