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Pee Patch

A Pee Patch is when a chick pee's herself a has a wet spot in her crotch.
Girl, you need to change them pants cause I can see a Pee Patch spot.
by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010
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Pee-mail

a.k.a.: "P-mail"
A message left by one land-based mammal for another through the method of depositing urine in a place where another mammal is meant to discover and interpret it. Message is limited to the format of a personal add (species, gender, age, health & pregnancy status, etc.) but does include a rough timestamp. As with most messaging standards, readers will very according to quality and the accuracy of the information extracted from the message will vary accordingly. This method of messaging is used extensively by wild animals "marking their territory" and domesticated dogs on walks in public places.
It is nearly impossible to run with my dog in the park because he is generally too focused on checking and responding to his pee-mail for us to gain any momentum.
by The Stever March 3, 2009
mugGet the Pee-mailmug.

pee boy

Someone who wears beanies that dont cover the ears. They wear tight pants, and are mostly faggots.
by Smiggle B Higgins da 3rd January 2, 2009
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pee girl

When an older guy fucks a young girl, usually a virgin and during the act she pees. Think Senior with a Freshman.
I'm sick of these loose bitches, I need to find myself a pee girl.
by Lindsay Lu August 3, 2006
mugGet the pee girlmug.

pee legs

When someone (usually a dude) is peeing and some of the pee splashes off of the toilet bowl onto the person's legs.
"Oh man, I totally got pee legs. I guess I'll just wipe them down on my roommate's towel.
by Tetraaaaaad August 25, 2010
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pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon
Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower
by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021
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Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.
Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!
by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009
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