Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more

It’s a fact Proven by barney the dinosaur

Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent more is a fact

by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025