Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.

Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!

by Billiest April 18, 2019

Parking Lot It

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

pachinkaponk

To make love to someone
(also known as “pachink”)

I drove to your house early tonight because I couldn’t wait to pachinkaponk you.

We used to pachink to some really great erotic Christmas songs during the holidays.

by theemojan October 20, 2020

pickin lips

Going fishing and catching a lot of fish, most likely bass

Stephen and I were at the lake pickin lips all morning

by Bashar Jackson April 9, 2021

Picking the nits

1. A nit picker to the nth degree and a royal pain in the ass.

2. Someone who is looking to start trouble or cause a commotion.

3. A person who concentrated on inconsequential details.

Hey Neil, stop picking the nits and pass the mozzarella. “I’m not picking the nits, I’m just saying the mozzarella is a little tough!”

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

Packia

A girl who is very short and has very long hair. She is a type of person who talks in conversations and dates many men at once. If you are around a Packia you will know immediately. Packia's are most well known for how many people that they date.

Wow! That girl dates so many people she must be a Packia!

You have as many crushes as a Packia!

by Person125724 September 1, 2021

Parking Deck

A form of quintuplesome in which all members of the party stack on top of each other. There is involvement of toy cars into bodily orifices.

That Parking Deck was real fun last night, so many people drove in.

by Condomant May 24, 2023