fork something over

to hand something over to someone

Hurry up and fork it over. The cops will be here any minute.

by Light Joker May 17, 2005

20 dB over S9

Describing someone who is extremely alert, possibly but not always from caffeine or an energy drink, especially after waking up from a good night's sleep. Comes from amateur radio where the signal strength goes from 1 to 9 and anything over is rated in decibels (dB). So 20 dB over S9 is a very good signal, you're really awake.

Saul: Don't be ridiculous, there's no way you can fight this Philistine!
David: Don't worry about a thing, I'm 20 dB over S9 and slept well last night.

by Wm Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 28, 2008

hell freezes over

When someone says "It will happen when hell freezes over", it means "It will never happen..."

Unless it does happen.

When people asked Don Henley whether the Eagles would get back together, Henley would always say "We'll get back together when hell freezes over." Little did they know 14 years later, they would get back together, and they immediately knew what to call their new live album.

by Fluthy February 22, 2020

My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

by Beanafied May 12, 2020

M.O.B. (Music Over Bullshit)

(Music Over Bullshit) the belief that music is a powerful force that can promote change.

M.O.B. (Music Over Bullshit)

by Itz60 July 19, 2012

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

comb-over

What middle-aged men that are going bald do to "camoflauge" their big gaping bald spot. Not very sucsessful

Why do people think comb-overs make them look less bald?

by Liz December 25, 2003