The act of straddling a hairy man, defacating on his chest and rubbing it into his chest hair. This act should leave the feces stiff enough to stick to his chest after drying.
The vice principle caught me gorping his dead pregnant sister and suspended me, so I'm gonna have some friends hold him down in the alley after school so I can nigger jock him.
by DickGulper April 8, 2025
Get the Nigger Jock mug.1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
Get the Jocks my cock mug.When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”
“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
Get the Guard Jocking mug.A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
Get the Glitter Jock mug.by Khanalisee January 5, 2026
Get the Jocking mug.Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
by Rusty Trombosis March 12, 2024
Get the Headbutting his jocks mug.Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 21, 2024
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