iPad Mini.

Created by the "genius" himself, Steve Jobs. Obviously, one of the most amazing pieces of kit to be created in the last decade, the "iPad Mini" was introduced just after the creation of the iPod Touch, not to be mistaken as of their 'slight' similarities.

Dude One: "Omg check out my iPad Mini."
Dude Two: "You fail, oh so hard..."

by Paradox. April 13, 2010

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

The Mini Apple

Quite simply, it's a nickname for the city of Minneapolis, in the state of Minnesota. It's a refrigerator during the winter months. It gets very cold there. One symbol of the city is a big apple with icicles dangling on the sides, coming down from a layer of ice on top. The people of Minneapolis take great pride in enduring the winters up there.

The Mini Apple is a nice city to be in.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 11, 2008

Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

international bully mini day

On the day of March 16th you bully people named mini this is in spite of bully Jacob day

I can't wait for international bully mini day

by DAKFCBOI February 20, 2021

super duper mini cooper

Generally spoken in native faggot; super duper mini cooper is a synonym for the word awesome. "Super Duper Mini Cooper" is archaic, and only makes you less attractive to girls, and more attractive to men. If you say this, you will be doomed to be anally raped, wear headbands, and be tone deaf for the rest of your life.

Oh. and you suck.

"Hey, that cardigan is super duper mini cooper."

by OptimusPrime<3 November 28, 2009

Frosted Mini Wheats

God's glorious creation

Jesus Christ: And I bestow upon thee Frosted Mini Wheats

by 2 000 000 1 the space odyssey March 7, 2020