Muff Tits

Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.

CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.

Thoren - What was it?

CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!

by CJ0 May 1, 2009

muff rebuff

When a girl blocks another girl from hooking up with someone.

"Amy totally muff rebuffed me last night."
"What a bitch!"

by K Sully May 29, 2009

meffin

Ghetto way of saying "messing".

That dude best not be meffin with my car.

by Bobby Now August 25, 2009

Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

Muff Bone

That boney area where the muff is above the pussy that sticks out on some girls.

I couldn't tell what that hard boney area was on my girlfriend just above her pussy untill I made her shave her pubic area, then i noticed she had a hell of a muff bone there.

by kriptonic- August 23, 2011

Muffdust

The explosive powdery substance that explodes into the air from an extremely dry vaginal cavity during sexual contact. For some girls (mostly those found at raves) who strongly believe they are unicorns; this may contain glitter

I was hittin it and I heard her moan but when I looked down all I saw was a cloud of muffdust. Shoulda had a respirator on

by UhLay November 15, 2018

Myt muffer

Myt muffer is someone that likes the taste of black vagina.

Jirre jys n myt muffer

Is jy laf.. Ek like nie kaffer koek nie

by JirreJysGay January 3, 2021