shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Maddie and Mason

Mason and Maddie are perfect for each other they make each other smile and happy Maddie is the most beautiful girl in the world and mason is a huge simp hopefully they last a while (they are goals)

Have you heard of Maddie and Mason they are so cute together

by Masonbtotalydidntmakethis September 24, 2020

Mason Andrew Dowling

The best person you will ever meet in your life. Is so quirky and fun, you can't help but fall in love with him from the first moment. Loves national geographic, so make sure you catch up on your fun facts about animals, especially reptiles. He's so sweet and caring even though he may seem like he doesn't care at all, but don't let that confuse you. He really might not care at all. I love him so much... and anyone would be lucky to know and love him as well.

Mason Andrew Dowling is the best person I've ever met, I'm so lucky.

by Hindenburg lover March 25, 2023

Mason n

Mason n is a sigma who is free to use on Sundays if you give him an African shilling and a half eaten tire

Mason n: is a sigma

by Ollie📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯🪔🪔🪔 March 28, 2024