lemonade sandwich

1. The softest form of matter combines the softest drink with soggy bread
2. The moniker frequently attributed to Western Force Prop AJ Whalley, who is as soft as a pensioners turd

Hold up your bloody side of the scrum, ya lemonade sandwich

by Moses @ GTT April 7, 2008

Terry's Chocolate Lemon

To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.

Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.

by Owen Davies May 21, 2008

hard lemonade

An alcoholic drink with Vodka and Lemonade.

9oz Vodka and half-can of Lemonade Concentrate is one HARD lemonade.

by SpikedLemon September 25, 2005

lemon curd

Rhyming slang for a burd (lady) in West of Scotland.

'If you were in the Oran Mor with a lemon curd.... '

by jimbob_kite April 26, 2005

lemonade lover

A person who loves or has a fetish for getting urinated on (otherwise know as golden shower)

That girl Alexis i took home is a a lemonade lover - she couldnt get enough of my golden showers.

by GM-Titay May 9, 2011

Lemon

A man who looks like the hulk and loves the taste of chocolate milk. A large man who will smash your face and leave you with only one shoe.
An American man. Warning approach with extreme caution; white Russians and red wine recommended for close encounters.

Lemon exp. A lemon a man who is nice to be around but carries a bit of a bite

by jeorgia August 18, 2013

lemon long

live life long and bright

hey carl don't be sad lemon long

by lemonlonglady December 11, 2013