som small white dude who was baptized with mountain dew and monster energy drinks. This equates to his litness as a person.
Kyle: Shiii dawg last night was hella lit
Friend: Meng u were the life of the party
Kyle: Nah thats just the alcohol
Friend: Meng u were the life of the party
Kyle: Nah thats just the alcohol
by dictionary_person April 11, 2019
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Kid 1: “Yo wheres Kyle?”
Kid 2: “I don’t know bro he shotgunned a monster then started punching holes in the drywall!”
Kid 2: “I don’t know bro he shotgunned a monster then started punching holes in the drywall!”
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Get the kyledagaytor mug.*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski (surname also spelled Brofloski, Brosloski, Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Brovloski, Broflofski) is one of the 4 main characters on South Park. Kyle is best friends with Stan Marsh, and has a decent relationship with pretty much everyone else. His relationship with Eric Cartman can be pretty rough at times, though there have been positive moments between the two. Kyle is one of only 4 Jewish people in town, along with his younger brother, Ike, adopted from the amazing country of Canada, his father, Gerald, a lawyer, and his mother, Sheila, who’s mostly a stay-at-home wife. Kyle wears a lime green and dark green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that some Russians wore when the Soviet Union was around,) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and lime green mittens. Kyle is approximately 3 and a half feet tall, and weighs 83 pounds.
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